nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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