do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just googled if crying burns calories
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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