After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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