careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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