BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
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