i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
