I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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