In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I supernannyed him into submission
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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