Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Drunk is a universal language darling
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