Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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