Don't you send me to vm
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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