I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
We named our party play list daddy issues
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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