I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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