Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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