You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I need moral support for this bender
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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