I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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