get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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