this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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