my room smells like sperm. sweet.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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