No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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