physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
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