that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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