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I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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