Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
