do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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