Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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