oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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