Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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