I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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