I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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