I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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