Kiss
Puke
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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