the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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