Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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