The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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