We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Randomize
