please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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