Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we made out on top of his cat.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Dick very happy bro
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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