Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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