Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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