We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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