It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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