One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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