Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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