I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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