I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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