Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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