Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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