at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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