Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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